Off Time Jive- Geek News & Reviews

Ant Man Poop Chronicles

Michael and Tyler make their second attempt at an Ant Man Review, talk about the rape of Leboeuf and tell the story of Mikey-Chan's first time. 

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Game of Thrones Season 5

While Mikey-chan feasts on things which are not crows, Gian returns to Off Time Jive to discuss Game of Thrones season 5 and gush over everybody's favorite new characters, the Sandsnakes. Spoilers (obviously) throughout. 

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Jurassic World

Hold onto your butts, this week Tyler and Mikey-chan review Jurassic World, a movie Universal Pictures was so concerned with whether or not it could make, that it never stopped to consider if it should make. Spinosaurus-sized spoilers throughout. 

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Mikey-Chan's Super Kawaii Power Hour!

Mikey-chan recounts his recent journey to the land of Pocky and Tentacle Porn, and our heroes give their (SUPER BELATED) thoughts on Mad Max: Fury Road and get caught up on Game of Thrones season 7. And dragon dicks. So many dragon dicks. 

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Mikey-Chan the Whedophile

Tyler and Mikey-chan talk about taking Internet activism to far, Avengers misogyny, Twitter death threats, Joss Whedon moving from Marvel to Star Wars, Spider-man casting, and Suicide Squad costumes. 

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Avengers: Age of Ultron.

Tyler and Mikey-chan review Marvel's latest bloatedd CGI 'splosionfest, Avengers: Age of Ultron, and Tyler promises to put a picture in the description section of this week's episode but doesn't. Fuck you, Holler. 

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Do you want to know how I got this ink?

Tyler and Mikey-chan stand in awe at the incomprehensible oddity of Jared Leto's Joker and Bruce Jenner's fancy new vagina. 

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Hollywood, you f***ing tease. Pt 1

Tyler and Mikey-chan try and keep up with the superstorm of teaser trailers released last week, and argue about the merits of old, fat Carrie Fisher, and sleepy Harrison Ford being in movies. Also, Terminator Genysis and Batman v Superman. Check back soon for Part 2.

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The Daredevil Wears Banana Republic

Mikey-Chan binges the entire first season of Daredevil in under twelve hours and lands a sweet advertising gig for a mid-level retail clothier, and Tyler binges on delicious Chinese food while discussing the difference between American and Asian meal sizes with an actual real live Asian. 

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#Chicktopia, Never Forget

Everybody's favorite co-host that isn't Gian or Zena joins Tyler in a discussion about Jon Stewart's successor, Mark Hamill's return to the Flash, Deadpool's April Fool's gag, and the secret origin of Easter. 

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